Thursday, April 9, 2015

Best5Garden Update for 4/9/2015

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Well, there isn't much to report. The weather has alternated between PERFECT and LOUSY. With the soil remaining wet, these perfect days have been put to waste as I can't till up the garden. All I've been able to do is transport my seedlings into and out of the garage for the daily sun. 

That's really an aggravation, believe me. I'd love to use my indoor grower, but it hasn't made it to the new house yet. Instead of leaving all of the cups in one place and letting them sit under a light, I have to pick each one up by hand and walk it outside. I tried using a plastic tote, but you STILL have to pick them up out of the tote and place them on the ground. Or, you can leave them in the tote and they will get around 1 hour of sun total. 

So, one at a time it is. Which means spills. I was beginning to think I had knocked every single seed out of the cups until this morning. We had several sprouts this morning from our tomatoes. No action from our herbs or flowers. 

As soon as the ground dries out (won't be this week) I will get the garden tilled and primed. 

I am very excited because we have a plethora of earthworms. Every time it rains, they come out of the woodwork...err...soil. Everywhere you step has worms. According to my sources, that indicated good soil....which we DIDN'T have at the old house. 

In the meantime, we have kept busy getting our chickens housed! If you haven't read up on that, check out our posts! 

Best5Chickens 4/9/15

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After several hard day's worth of work and about $1,000 dollars in raw materials, we were ready for chickens! 

If you didn't read my previous two posts, take a second to catch up.


Best5Chickens 4/6/15


I spent much of yesterday trying to make an automatic feeder out of PVC, as we had seen on Pintrest. However, I am never the one to steal other people's ideas.  I wanted to do it my own way. That is...sorta steal other people's ideas, but make them better. 

I'll save some time. I haven't gotten it to work. Turns out, PVC is really smooth and the feed just dumps right out. That defeats the purpose. So. I can add in more bends, increase the angle, etc....

But, we aren't there.


Despite not having the feeder done, we still welcomed our chickens home, last night.



 I need to get some netting for the top of the pen. We can't be having owls and hawks snatching up our babies. 

Obviously I want to get the feeder done. 

I need to bury some fencing to prevent predators  from sneaking under the fence. We know animals CAN because Alyse found a rabbit who had done just that on Sunday.

I want to add on to the chicken house. As you can see from the pictures above, it is nice. It is cheap and good looking. it ISN'T big enough for 4 or more chickens. 

So we aren't QUITE done. But, we do have chickens! Only two of them right now...but that will change soon! 

Monday, April 6, 2015

Best5Chickens 4/6/15

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I had my plate full over this long weekend. That's not even considering that we didn't have any kids games OR softball games. As usual, I accomplished a little less than half of what I wanted to do over the course of the weekend. That doesn't mean I was lazy and sat on my duff. I just ran out of time. As a bit of comic relief, let me just say that I am coming to grips with my age. By dark each night, I was ready for a soak in a hot bath with epsom salt and 8 to 10 solid hours of sleep. 

Ok. So, if you recall from last week, we bought a chicken coup and assembled it. The kids are slightly confused and think it's actually a miniature club house. If you didn't read about it, check it out. 


So, we are $200 in the whole and we don't have a fence built yet. Fun stuff. 

Saturday morning, we ate a hearty breakfast and I was out the door. While living in Madison, I became accustomed to having every store I needed within 5 miles. It ain't so, anymore. The nearest Lowe's/Home Depot is 20 minutes away. So, I made the list and visited the local Ace, which is only a few miles away. Not only did I need the raw materials for the fence, but I also wanted to build a home made feeder and water system. 

How was I going to do that? Well, the feeder would be PVC. And, we aren't done...so we will save that one for later. 

The water system, however, is completed and came out exactly how I planned. 

So, I bought all the fencing supplies, minus the fence...which might present a problem. But, that wasn't unexpected. I didn't think Ace would have everything I need. I needed right at 50 linear feet of fence. But, they did have the lumber, quickcrete, and misc hardware I needed. I left 3 bags of quickcrete, qty8 4x4s, qty6 2x4s and several bags of....stuff for the water and feeder. All of this shoved in the back of the Yukon. But, hey, it's paid off now. It's time to destroy it, right?

First thing we did was dig the holes for the posts. I planned on having one at each of the 4 corners, a door support, and maybe one on the midspan. We would be fabricating 3 of the sides with the 4th side being the back of my shop. Final dimensions were something like 190 inches by 280. 

So, with shovels and a post hole digger, Gavin and I got to work. 

Although I really wanted to dig the holes to 24 inches, time didn't exactly permit...nor did my energy. So, at 18 inches, I sat the tools aside and mixed up the quickcrete. I laid a fairly thick layer on the bottom, pounded the posts into place, and filled up around them. I used a spade to make sure that I worked the quickcrete in. It didn't take too long to get the posts set.

Though I didn't have the fence, and I could remedy that easily enough, I wanted the posts to set up for 24 hours. So, we began on our next project: the water collection system.

Alyse had found food-grade 55-gallon drums on a Facebook site for $14 apiece. But, we can't fit them in the Yukon (and I was too lazy to drive to Priceville for 1). So, we convinced the sellers to sell us and deliver 10 of them. Considering the cost of just 1 food-grade drum, 10 for $150 isn't a bad deal. I knew we could get rid of them, and surely enough, my dad wanted a few. I still have 5 or 6, which I plan to sell. I have to clean them up, since they came from a dairy farm who apparently flavors their own milk to the tune of cappuccino, mocha, and other flavors. So, now my shop smells awesome, even though I have significant work ahead of me. 

So, the idea was to build a rain barrel collection setup, similar to what you can buy on Amazon or wherever. However, those systems are designed to sit on the ground, which doesn't give you any head pressure. They also cost several hundred dollars. 

I wanted to set this one up as high as I could and achieve the maximum head pressure. That way I could water the garden or whatever. After a few measurements, we built a 36" tall stand, which puts the top of the barrel around 70 inches up. Even nearly empty, that will give me 3 feet of head pressure, or enough to water anything in my yard. 

With some help from my friend, Neil, we punched a 3" hole in the top of the barrel and ran a spare flexible gutter hose into the barrel. We caulked it up as tightly as we could, then attached the other end of the hose to the gutter run off. On the bottom end, we threaded in a metal spigot into a hole we punched. Another round of caulk and we had it done. I went ahead and threaded on some hangers on the side of the stand so that we could have a dedicated hose.

























I also plan to add a piece of plywood on the stand reinforcements so that we can add a simple shelf. Had I been smart, I would have screwed those on the INSIDE of the legs to make that easier. 

That wrapped up work for Saturday. Sunday, we headed to Lowe's and bought a 50-foot role of welded wire. Turns out, that was ALMOST exactly right, but we weren't able to stretch it tight enough, which resulted in a shortage. Always something, eh? Speaking of...turns out I am not so good with a hammer. I mean, I knew that. I never have been. So, Alyse put me to shame while swinging the hammer. 

That's ok. I took the time to go ahead and build the door, which came out a lot easier than expected. 

So, here is where we are. Never mind the kid. 

























Hopefully I can get the rest of the fence hung today and the feeder built. I will probably bury a good bit of wire on the ground to prevent predators. Check back for updates. 

Thursday, April 2, 2015

The Inverse Saban Effect: Why Bama Can't Get a Basketball Coach

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So, this is going to be another departure from my typical writing subjects. No. It isn't really another satirical post like my  Crimson Tide Name Starter post from last year....which I reposted as an April Fools joke, and it got 500 instantaneous hits. Hey, it's funny. Go read it. 

Crimson Tide Name Starter at QB


No. I want to talk about a subject that doesn't really involve football, and really, Auburn altogether. 

I found myself really wanting to call into the Paul Finebaum show and talk on this point, because I feel like everyone is missing it. But, intelligent conversations are not exactly their bread and butter...and I don't want to wait on the phone.

I want to talk about the fiasco that is the Alabama basketball program and its rather gaping vacancy at head coach. Specifically, why it is that no coach is lining up outside the AD's door to interview.

But first, let's discuss the Saban Effect. What is the Saban Effect? 

Let's back up. With Stallings out the door, NCAA sanctions entered the picture. DuBose was the head coach for the next 5 years. With a see-saw tenure that ended in shame an ugly intra-office affair, Dubose was out and Franchione was in. After two short seasons, he bolted for TAMU. Things smoldered as he had publicly stated he wasn't leaving and was succinctly offered a 10 year, 15M deal. 

Then Mike Price showed up and the dumpster fire began.  I won't go into all that. If you are a fan of either Auburn or Alabama, you know the stories.

Despite a single decent 10-win season with Mike Shula, the program all but burned down.

Mal Moore had tried a little bit of everything at the head coach position after Stallings. He had hired from within. He had hired NFL-pedigree coaches. He had hired up-and-coming coaches from mid level schools. Nothing seemed to work.

And then they signed Saban the Savior. The one and only man that could do the job. Insert your euphemism. They hit it out the park. The rest is history. Blah Blah Blah.

Every other team and fanbase in the SEC feels the effects. Particularly, the main rivals of Alabama have suffered, producing the most prolific coaching carousels in football history. 10 win seasons, rival wins, SEC Championships and even National Championships no longer guarantee tenures.

Why?

The Alabama Fan Base.

The Alabama fan base doesn't accept failure, of any sort. In fact, they demand  winning. Now. And, they demand 10 win seasons every single year and sometimes even 10 win seasons aren't good enough. They don't care WHY why they lost. They just want to win...and win big. And, they are willing to pay whatever it takes to do so, from paying the coaching staff, to the training facilities, to the stadium itself, which is more modern than half the NFL stadiums out there.  Despite being in one of the poorest and most uneducated states in the United States, Alabama sets the bar on spending with its football program, and does so by having a fan base obsessed with THEIR program winning TO A FAULT. Despite the rankings for income and education, despite the fact that UAT is a MAJORITY of out of state students, the average Alabama fan is willing to shell out whatever the University asks, money, blood, sweat, and sometimes first born children, to ENSURE their program wins.

Mal Moore got it right with Saban. Here is a man who stays out of trouble,  has revolutionized recruiting, continues to have a legacy of NFL-talent every single year, and became the highest paid college coach (and will continue to be) in history, and he has become the most prolific and consistent winner in modern football.

The price? He has to deal with the most obnoxious, conceited, entitled, and typically uneducated fan base in America, and perhaps the world. He pulls it off. Somehow.

Despite bringing an entire generation nothing but success (yes, we have entered an era where some fans have never know The Struggle) and glory back to The Capstone, he has to deal with insanity. He doesn't play the right guys enough. He plays a guy too long. He doesn't win big enough. He doesn't throw the ball down the field enough. He doesn't run the ball enough. He is too conservative. And Lord HEP the man when he has looses. The fact is, he can't get a sack-fumble-touchdown on every defensive play and he can't score 12 point TDs every play on offense.

Where were we going with this? Oh, that's right.

So, Anthony Grant has been dismissed as Alabama's basketball coach following a very ho-hum coaching career at  Alabama after being the hot name at VCU.  He took Alabama to the NIT final in his second year  and into the NCAA tournament in his third. Three mediocre seasons later, he is on the street begging for change.  Just kidding, Grant was heavily compensated (to a fault, it would seem) for his time, which was one of the major reasons he was fired.

Despite a winning record in both his overall and SEC games and getting Alabama to The Dance in 2012, Grant spent the entire 2015 under a fan-induced fire storm, knowing that he HAD to make a tournament appearance or he was out. Sure enough, Grant was fired despite a record above .500 and beating Auburn TWICE.

Speaking of Auburn, Auburn's basketball program appears to be on the rise after hiring Bruce Pearl in 2014. The move sent shockwaves throughout the sport, as a flailing Auburn program, which had never really known wide-spread success, managed to hook the hottest name in available coaches. Though Alabama certainly had a chance (and the fanbase was calling for Grant's head already), there wasn't a move to secure Pearl...or one-up Auburn once Pearl was signed. Auburn didn't set the world on fire with their 2015 regular season, but their run in the SEC Tournament was a sight be behold. The Tigers run, and their top 20 recruiting class, were being talked about Nationally. I hypothesize that Grant was doomed in 2015, regardless, BECAUSE of the across state hire of Pearl.

Well, the first half of the job was done, and done quickly. Grants gone. But there isn't a new coach at Alabama.

Gregg Marshall from Wichita State was the name we kept hearing. I think most people, myself included, expected him to be the next coach at Alabama. Why? Well, Alabama can...and will...throw any amount of cash needed to get what they want. Though Marshall has had outstanding success at WSU, everything would be bigger and better at Alabama. The money would be more. The facilities better. Not to mention the road to the NCAA being easier each and every year. Sure, you have to play Kentucky, but one could say that playing them each year would be a terrific pedestal. But, he didn't sign.

It led me to wonder why.

Obviously, I don't know the real reason why, but I can speculate. And my speculation is called "The Inverse Saban Effect."

Saban is one in a million for all of the reasons I listed above. Even before he came to Alabama, he was probably the best coach in college football. He is the best recruited in football. He continues to reload each year despite a high NFL turnover rate. He came in and won nearly immediately. And, despite the down years, the Alabama football program had a long standing foundation of success that he built upon. And, that is very important. Lastly, he can deal with the unique stresses of dealing with the Alabama fan base.

The future Alabama basketball coach will have to embody and exhibit all of the same qualities.

It's ironic that if it weren't for Saban and the success that he has brought the football program, the same demands wouldn't be levied against the future basketball....and all Alabama....coaches.

There are really 2 options: hire an up and coming coach or hire an established and successful  coach

From the articles I read, it would appear that mid-major coaches are the focus of the coaching hunt, yet I have my doubts that any of these guys would really consider a move to Alabama. Though they all want the bigger money, which Alabama is prepared to offer, there is the looming cloud over Alabama that says "if you don't win here...and win immediately...you will be fired. And, even if you do win...you better keep doing it." Taking the Alabama job...and not immediately winning....would be professional suicide. The leash on the next coach will be very short, and failure at this level would probably end, or at least set a coaches future at a major program back a decade. Even if a coach did produce immediate results, the pressure to continue to perform at a very high level would induce an enormous amount of stress. We saw the Inverse Saban Effect with Bama's main rivals in Auburn and Tennessee. Mediocrity, even after enormous success, wasn't enough to keep a coach employed when the coach across the state was winning as much...or more. Chizik is case in point. He won almost immediately at the highest level, but the stress of keeping up forced him to make some mistakes in recruiting and coaching. 2 years after a national championship, he was fired. He is back to being a defensive coordinator. The same can be said for many others....take Muschamp for another case in point.

So, what about established major conference coaches? That's easy. Why leave a program where a coach has already established the foundation of success, where he can continue to sell his program BASED on its success? The money could POTENTIALLY be more, but it's a bird in hand. You could go from 1 million a year for 5 years at, say, Arizona for 2 million a year for 5 years at Alabama, but be fired 2 years later with only a fraction of the money...and find yourself having to take another job for 0.5 million a year. Or, worse yet, be without a job entirely for an unknown amount of time.  I understand that's an assumption, but you don't take raises when you get fired. The fact is, when you get fired, you never come out on the better end of the deal. It would behoove you not to coach at a school with such a high demand and a short leash. And, again, as an established coach, they last thing you want to deal with is a fanbase who thinks they know basketball better than you. Or who expects you to win it all each and every year, despite being in the era 1-and-done players and the parity of college basketball.

Again, it goes back to a fan base who demands immediate success. The talent at Alabama isn't on par with the top teams in the SEC, and it make take a few years to really see the benefits of recruiting and implementation of a system. Nope. The future Tide coach would have to be so far-and-away a better coach that he could win games with inferior talent.  Saban was the kind of coach that managed to win in his second year, despite not having all of that in place. The margin of error for the future Tide basketball coach is razor thin. Could it be done? Yes. Recruiting for basketball is easier (as a single player or two pays dramatic dividends) as opposed to football. But, it would take a very unique coach.

Ultimately, there are only a handful of coaches that can fit the bill. Like Saban, these are the top names in college basketball. Calipari, Coach K, Pitino (though it appears they are after his son) come to mind. They can out coach you. They can out recruit you. And they are used to the stress of fanbases who expect them to be in the Final Four every year. But the advantage that Alabama had when getting Saban was that he would be leaving a disastrous situation in the NFL and there were no other major college coaching vacancies that could rival Alabama.

And THAT is the real issue here. Saban may be a one-in-a-million coach, but the timing was astronomical odds.

There simply are no established winners, who can come in win NOW, make immediate strides in recruiting, and deal with the stress of the most rapid fan base in America and all of their.....issues. On the flip side, up-and-coming coaches cringe at the thought of not living up to the Typical Tide Fan's expectations of basketball. (let's be real, none of them really care about basketball, they just want to win everything)

Nobody wants that level of stress in their lives. Nobody can live up to the expectations. That's why no one is in line to take interviews at Alabama. It's the Inverse Saban Effect at its finest. The fan base has become disillusioned the believe that because of it's generational (and maybe all time) football coach, that they deserve and are due a top-level basketball program. To get it, they will throw money at it, and anyone under the bus who doesn't make it work, just as they have always done. Except this time, they are on the other side of the equation. Auburn has the coach they should have gone after. Now they are seeing how the other side lives.


I blame Saban.

Rohl Tahd. 

Fishing Report for Guntersville 4/1/15

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After having a pretty awesome day last Saturday while fishing Wheeler, despite low expectations and weather, John and I were anxious to get out again. If you didn't read about it, check out the link below.

Fishing Report for Wheeler/Elk River 3/28/15


Long story short, we went into this tournament with incredibly low expectations. We had never fished Elk River before, so that's usually ground for low expectations, by itself. Add into that some weather that seemed counter-productive for the fish to move shallow AND fairly miserable to us fishermen, and you had a day that looked impossible. 

And yet, we had a great time. We didn't catch a ton of fish, but we caught fish...and some nice ones to boot. 

Unless you have been stuck in your office all week, the weather has been...awesome. Not only has it been simply stellar to be outside, but I was led to believe that this would be THE week that the fish started pushing shallow for the spawn. 

So, John and I looked at our schedules. Friday would really be the best day for the fish, considering the approaching new moon, consistently warm weather, and low pressure.  But schedules and wind didn't look favorable. Thursday was a toss up. Wednesday made the most sense for us to take off work, though we did identify that there would be high atmospheric pressure and potentially high skies. 

We decided that we would fish Guntersville. After all, we were SURE the fish would simply be chomping at any lake we went to...so we might as well go to the place that where we could catch the biggest fish. 

We met up at Allreds. The fog was extremely heavy, so we were stuck fishing local areas with the trolling motor. The water temp started at 57 and we found it to be 59 by the end of the day in most places. The water clarity in the pockets was very good until late morning when wind and fishing traffic had muddied it up significantly. We did find some new emerging grass in many spots. 

The day seemed to start off perfectly as I snagged a fish on about my 3rd cast, but it turned out to be a magnum crappie. 

We fished all of the back pockets of Allreds. While John stayed with a swimbait, I threw a combination of a square bill, a lipless crank, and a swimbait. We found shad in the middle of pockets, specifically those flats that were spawning flats. No fish biting.

We moved out of Allreds around 10am and moved up to the midlake area. We fished from 10 foot and in, in many of the areas we have consistently caught fish over the years. The only consistant thing we saw was that every single area had at least 6 boats in it. Every hump, every cut, every pocket was covered up and we fished behind someone everywhere we went. 

So, we headed further up the lake. We began to target smaller pockets that we typically don't see anyone in. Those would be pockets right off the main channel that led to small spawning flats. Again, nothing. By this point, I had slowed down and began throwing a lizard almost exclusively, alternating between watermelon red flake and june bug. Additionally, I alternated swim bait colors between pearl and a more natural sexy shad color. Nothing. 

At 12, we gave up on the midlake entirely and moved to South Sauty. We bypassed the causeways and moved to the very back of South Sauty. I can't remember the name, but there is a tiny ramp to the right side and a small creek the bends to the left, leading to an area frequented by campers and kayakers. 

It was here that we had our only hit of the day, a 3 pound fish that barely tapped my square bill. I knew from the beginning that it wasn't hooked well because of the subtlety of the hit. Sure enough, the fish tossed it. 

We gave up around 1:30. 

The only productive thing I DID do yesterday was test out my new RAVPower portable solar charger, which I reviewed, and you can read about below.


Product Review for RAVPower 15W Solar Charger


We ran into John Henry, commonly known as Basswhacker. I have a lot of respect for him, as do most fishermen in the area. He confirmed that the day...and year....has been pretty bad.

I would LIKE to chalk this up to the Big Bass Splash being last week and Elites coming in a week or so. But, the truth is, if you look at the tags on the rigs in the parking lot, you are seeing as many out of state tags as in-state. That's great for tourism. It's bad for fishing. 

Ok. So, rant time:

Obviously, seeing a lot of boats on Guntersville is nothing new. But, the last two years have seen such an increase in boat traffic that even mid-week trips will find you fishing dirty water everywhere you go. The ramps are packed. 

I'm not making excuses for a lot of traffic, because I've gotten used to it over the last 7 years. But the fishing has consistently gotten harder, at least for me, to the point that I am ready to write the lake off entirely. The line of thinking was always that you could catch fish anywhere, but at Guntersville, you had the chance at both numbers and size. The later may still be true to an extent, but I haven't caught good numbers on this lake in 2 years. Regarding the size, the G may still be the only place you can catch 9s and larger, but when it comes to 6s and under....it's getting to the point that you are better off going ANYWHERE else. 

Take this with a grain of salt. The results for winning bags for tournaments are going to remain in the 30s. The local sticks are going to keep catching bass. But, that isn't an accurate judge of the actual fishing that you or me is going to find. Face it, if you are reading this, you are probably an average fisherman like me. And, it's tough out there. Or maybe I just suck. You decide. 

Product Review for RAVPower 15W Solar Charger

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A few months ago, the family and I headed to Florida to watch our Auburn Tigers play in their bowl game. On the way down, the kids watched videos on their mobile devices. I had borrowed a RAVPower External Battery from my mother in law. It was a lifesaver. As soon as I got home (actually, I bought one while in Florida), I purchased my own. I have since reviewed it, and you can read that review below.


Product Review for RAVPower 15,000mAh External Battery


As many of you know, I love the outdoors. And, like most people, I like to remain in touch with the rest of the world via social media while snapping pictures and videos. Running a GoPro while I tweet live-action shots takes up a lot of power, and sometimes it's hard to carry around all the extra charger and batteries. 

When talking to a co-worker, he suggest I look into solar chargers, as the technology has come a long way. A quick look on Amazon showed me that RAVPower also made several different solar chargers. 

I wanted one that I could easily fit into a pack and didn't weigh very much. Additionally, one with enough charging potential where I could run 2 mobile devices continuously with decent sun light. 

The 15W version looked to be about perfect for my needs, so I picked one up off Amazon. Here is a link to the exact one I purchased. 



I used it for the first time yesterday as I was out fishing. We weren't catching anything, so I decided to try it out. You can read about it here:

Fishing Report for Guntersville 4/1/15


The battery of my Samsung S5 was at 54% and the charge in my RAVPower external battery was under 75%. Though the sunlight was superb, I did not optimize the angle for the charger and simply stretched it out on the deck of the boat. In under 30 minutes, both devices were full charged using the two USB ports. I am very pleased. I will update this review as time goes on and I can fully understand its durability and performance in lower light conditions. 

Here are the specs:
Item Weight1.5 pounds
Product Dimensions14.2 x 7.5 x 1.2 inches
Item model numberRP-SC02
Size15W
ColorBlack
Power SourceSolar
Item Package Quantity1
  • High conversion solar charging technology keeps your device powered up with free limitless solar power
  • iSmart technology ensure 100% compatibility and fastest charging speed for your Apple, Android, Tablets, and USB Powered Devices
  • Foldable design, easy to carry around, great for any outdoor trips/activities
  • Two ports with max 3 A total output to charge two devices simultaneously and save you time
  • Water-resistant and mould-resistant nylon to endure all weather conditions

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Best5Chickens 3/31/2015

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After watching my dad raise chickens the last few years (translation: learn all the tricks and tribulations), we are now on the road to raising chickens(and promptly stealing all their eggs). We wanted to start raising them last year, but we knew we would be moving out of the 'burbs and into the country. Well, that's not true....we were open to moving anywhere that had enough room, but we preferred a place that we could....stretch out. That meant, having a garden and chickens without being the ban of our neighbors existence.  Now, considering that we haven't actually met ANY of our new neighbors, it remains to be seen if that will actually happen, regardless. 

So, in case you missed it (likely, since I JUST posted it), we started our preparations for our garden yesterday. You can read about it here:

Best5Garden 2015


Since I managed to misplace half the seeds and I didn't really want to delve into tilling quite yet, I decided to get a jump on our chicken coup. We had a few options when it came to a coupe. We could build a custom one or buy one. A custom one is great because you can build it sturdy, add cool options, and most importantly, build it for as many chickens as you would like. The only downside is, well, you have to build it. And, construction material and tools are prohibitively high. I admit that woodworking tools aren't something I have really invested in. And, I knew my dad had sunk around $1,000 into his coup. I don't have that kind of money.  This isn't a hobby. It's a learning experience that might end up saving us some dough. 

Dad found these chicken coupe kits at Tractor Supply for right at $200. Great deal, right? Just line up the tabs, screw in some hardware, and you are all done, right? Well, sorta. The issue here is that the coup only will house 2-3 birds. In fact, there are only 2 laying boxes. This coup is really meant to raise the chickens to adulthood and then put them in a much bigger coup. But, we are starting small and I can make this work. Also, it was cheap. 

So, I busted out the box and found the instructions, which were very limited...which is great for a man who doesn't really like to read them, anyway. 

In 30 short minutes, I had the whole thing assembled, despite having a 3 year old who was CONVINCED this was meant for him. 

























Couple of pointers: don't try to move it without it being nearly fully assembled. Why? It's fairly flimsy. The roof adds most of it's rigidity. So, either build it in the right place (which I actually planned to do...and executed perfectly..whoot) or wait until the roof is on, then use two people to move it. 

Make sure the land you build on is level. It's awfully hard to get the sides lined up on uneven soil. Sounds stupid...until you find out the hard way. 

That's really all I have on pointers. It was easy enough. 

Being an engineer, I couldn't leave it alone without modifying it. The lay box (seen in the bottom right picture, on the left of the structure) has gaps around it's edges. We plan on heating the main house (center-left of the structure) but with the gaps, the heat would bleed out quickly. So, I caulked the gaps. 

The screw holes in the roof were predrilled. I was hoping to not have to put holes in the roof to attach it, but that is part of the design. I don't want the thing rotting, so I caulked the screw holes (after fastening, of course). This will prevent the fasteners from rusting and from the wood rotting where the bare wood around the shingles would be exposed. 

Again, these weren't big modifications. Those might come later.


So, what else do we need? Well, chickens, obviously. But dad has that taken care of.

The next few tasks are:
  1. Fence in the coup
  2. Design an automatic door for the fence. Looking at a solar arrangement, which would be preferred. 
  3. Add a heater. Alyse has looked up solar heaters, which I think I can make happen real easy. That would involve aluminum cans, some grill paint, a vacuum cleaner hose, lexan, and a few pieces of wood. 
  4. Build a water collection and distributor for the chickens. Planning on using a rain barrel setup
  5. Build a food distribution center. Will use PVC and attach to the back of the shop, most likely. 
  6. Find a way to expand the coup to house up to 6 chickens. 
  7. MAYBE build a run around the garden to allow them to eat all the bugs
The kids have loved playing with my dad's chickens, and they offer a ton of benefits, not limited to just the eggs they lay.

Consider the amount of bugs these guys eat. They eat ALL the bugs. Which means, limited affects of bugs on your garden. Additionally, for those in wetter areas, less mosquitoes. 

The chickens produce great poop for composting, both in the amount and the quality. 

And, there are the eggs. Which, they should lay 1 a day, but be safe and consider that you will get a 75% lay rate among your chickens. So, currently, we plan on 5 chickens who lay around 4 eggs a day. Eggs are currently $1 a dozen. So, we need 200 dozen to break even with current investment. So, we are currently at a 600-day to break even investment...not counting by products.

Just keeping it real. 

Anyways....until next time!